Interesting lil video...

I've been thinking about this life-hacking type stuff. I could be pretty good at this.

If you want to be Batman, get some "help"

Batman and I have a lot in common. Wait...false...no we don't. And I think I know why...it has to do with how our lives are organized. You all know the Bruce Wayne/Alfred relationship, so that's covered. Now to understand why Bruce Wayne is Batman and why I am Procrastinatorman among other things...could it be because commercial technology is not sophisticated enough yet...?

Alfred handles everything, even tying Bruce's tie

So What Would You Buy...

In Pictures: A list of "The Boy Toys" I would fill my airplane hangar with if money was no object:

List of the 35 Most Unforgettable Sports Moments in My Lifetime

I have no idea what my first permanent memory is, nor do I know how old I was when it formed, or the reason that I remembered it. But I know that at some point for some reason my brain hit the record button. This is the file it created relating to sports; the list of moments in sports that to me, are unforgettable. In addition to mind-blowing performances, you will find that I tend to favor Olympic moments (I was in Atlanta and Salt Lake), rising to the occasion, underdogs/crowd favorite, graceful champions aka “true sportsmen.”

The 100 Things I Want to Do Before I Die

The 100 Items on My Bucket List

as of 12/09/2009 3:44 AM,

Made this list while procrastinating. The list is in no particular order. It's split into categories to make it easy to read. In my original doc the bullet points where checkable boxes, but w/e.

I set my goals pretty high because I would hate to complete the list with too much time left on the clock. If anybody wants to partake in the adventure that is my life, pick an item, hit me up and let's get to livin'. After all, life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to feel alive. Finally, if I had to pick the most important item on the list, I would probably pick #63 because that's hopefully where most of my happiness in life will come from. :) Love you future wifey (don't look at #100 babe) xoxo :P

Quality Writing

The Fun Theory

Makes me feel like a kid again...

Demon Robot Videos

I've always had a thing for robots. (WOOT! WOOT! 15th Place National Remotely Operated Vehicle Competition at MIT. I wrote all my college essays about that competition I'll post em someday. Kidding)

Robots make life easier, so you can be lazy. I like lazy. Lazy good.

Here is a video about the first every cyborg. It's a small robot powered by a rat brain. The scariest thing is that each time they switch out the brain the robot behaves differently. Personally, that scares the shit out of me. The first time I saw this video I was compelled to write a script for a horror movie. Eerie music.





Now, a harmless,innocent, cute wittle wobot (yea, cute...get over it). It's made out of a robot out of a toothbrush head, a pager motor, and a battery. Skip to 2:20.

5 Sayings I that have become part of life

1. "Dude"


2. "OOOOO OOOO OOOOO UUUOOOH"


3. "Cuz they're famous"/"I have. Everybody has. They love it."


4. "WHAT THE EFF???"


5. "AHHHHAHA OOOOO OUCH!"

Lost Treasures...Happy Hunting

A List of Lost Valuables

10 Lucky Finds for your Inner Treasure Hunter

Today’s entry resulted from my daydreaming. I was thinking about treasure hunting, so I decided to make a list of people who found themselves in the right place at the right time. Whether the result of hard work and persistence ,or simple luck, these people definitely “hit the jackpot.” Lotto winners were not included because their stories are pretty boring (i.e. Buy ticket, win money, choose payment plan, get depressed, reveal low-class upbringing, go bankrupt). Anyway, I hope you find this list more entertaining.

I'm Sorry, but whaaaa??

25 People that are Better at Life than You Are

I consider myself a Jack of All Trades. Some people, however, go above and beyond this and are just better at life than the rest of us. They're good at everything. To recognize these individuals, I decided to compile a list of people who are accomplished in two completely different fields. Criteria: one’s accomplishments must be in fields that are completely unrelated. Examples: music/ academia, athletics/science, invention/acting, or athletics/politics. Success in two similar fields (e.g. two sports) does not count. Hopefully you learn something interesting...Read More >>

The Beginning and Something to Think About

Hello presently non-existent readers,

First off, a picture to represent the sun rising on my new blogging endeavor!
Ok, all cheesiness aside, this is the beginning: My first post. This is my cover, so don't judge the book yet. I'm not sure what this blog will offer the universe, but I hope it serves to (1) entertain, (2) enlighten, and (3) hopefully better the world. If it puts a single smile on somebody's face when he or she is having a bad day, great! If not, I'm hoping that it serves as a means of creative expression for me, which (again, hopefully) I will find therapeutic.

I noticed that I used the word "hope" a few times in the brief lines above. It reminded me of a quote (I don't know the speaker):

"Man can live about 40 days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope."

In the very near future I will post more information about me, about my target audience, and about whatever else comes to mind as I figure all this blogging stuff out. I like to keep things short, so, I guess I'll conclude this mini-intro by requesting that you bear with me, enjoy the content, and tag along for the ride.